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Had a chuckle over this one. My husband's snoring registers about 5.3 on the Richter scale.

A woman upset about her husband's snoring is accused of stabbing
him with a pen and hitting him with a dumbbell to wake him up. The woman first poured water on her husband, but that did not wake him up.

"She then stabbed him with a pen in the arm twice," "After he went back to sleep after the pen thing, she woke him up again with a workout weight."

Guys, pay attention when your wife says, "stop snoring".