Monday, September 19, 2005

Ass

In the aftermath of Katrina, NO Mayor Ray Nagin screamed for the feds to get their "asses down here" in an attempt to save his own ass. It was either going to be his ass or their ass, and now it's a question of who can kick ass.

Nagin has been throwing a hissy fit about people getting their asses back into a city with no water, no electricity, no 911 service, no hospitals. Since Nagin's head is UP his ass, he must be talking OUT his ass.

The federal asses that Nagin screamed for in the first place, Bush and Thad Allen, had to put a sling on Nagin's ass. Now Nagin, in a bass ackwards reversal, is telling people to evacuate their asses back OUT of New Orleans because of approaching storm Rita.

This was after Nagin's tight ass called Thad Allen ""the new crowned federal mayor of New Orleans."

Spoken like a true dumbass by the biggest ass in New Orleans.

--LynZee