Summit Of The Americas

Blustering blowhard Hugo Chavez brought his shovel to Argentina's Americas Summit, supposedly to bury free trade, but mostly he just shovelled poo-poo.

Oh, Chavez got the mob worked up with his anti-Bush, anti-U.S. rhetoric. Afterwards, these geniuses took to the street to protest Bush some more by setting fires, looting, and battling riot police.

That's the ticket -- destroy your own neighborhood -- that'll show Bush!

Maybe it's someone else's neighborhood: "...they are largely the same goofballs that show up wherever people meet to talk about free trade."

Bush left the summit unscathed.

Now on to Brazil, where more of the same is expected.

O.K. protest all you want -- loot, burn, get
violent -- but the security of The American President should be guaranteed.

--LynZee