Monday, August 15, 2005

Dove Hunting Season In Texas

Fed up with the Cindy Sheehan camp in Crawford, Tx, Larry Mattlage fired off his own protest with two shotgun blasts into the air.


"I ain't threatening nobody, and I ain't pointing a gun at nobody," Mattlage said. "This is Texas."

He said he fired his gun in preparation for the dove-hunting season, but when asked if he had another motive, he said, "Figure it out for yourself."

Larry's had it with the traffic jams, the media circus, and those stinking port-a-potties.

The peace activists are disrupting Larry's peace.

"I just want them to pack the damn tents and go where they came from," Mattlage said. "They made their point and everybody understands it."

Seems Larry made his point, too. This IS Texas, where everybody understands a double barrel.

-- LynZee